May 2012
A hoopy frood always knows where his towel is.
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bigbigtruck:
Seven and a half years ago Brett and I went out for a walk by the lake and we sat down together and he said, “We’ve been together for six years now, and I want to ask you, will you marry me?”
And I said “Yes. I want to grow old with you.”
And he said “What, right now?”
And then we both hunched over and went ARRR GET OFF MY LAWN
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conversationparade:
I mentioned that in high school I submitted a piece on Club Penguin to my school newspaper. I originally wrote this for a college scholarship on problems that are affecting today’s youth (YEAH, I KNOW, OKAY) as a joke that kind of got out of hand, so it was actually a gritty look into the more disturbing elements of the site. Or at least disturbing to anyone with even a basic...
beepony:
owov:
accurate
i really wanted this in its own post
canni8al:
1-800-contact2? They don’t have my brand.
II have 2peciial eye2.
l00k
l00k with y0ur special eyes
MY BRAND
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