A hoopy frood always knows where his towel is.
bigbigtruck: Seven and a half years ago Brett and I went out for a walk by the lake and we sat down together and he said, “We’ve been together for six years now, and I want to ask you, will you marry me?” And I said “Yes. I want to grow old with you.” And he said “What, right now?” And then we both hunched over and went ARRR GET OFF MY LAWN
conversationparade: I mentioned that in high school I submitted a piece on Club Penguin to my school newspaper. I originally wrote this for a college scholarship on problems that are affecting today’s youth (YEAH, I KNOW, OKAY) as a joke that kind of got out of hand, so it was actually a gritty look into the more disturbing elements of the site. Or at least disturbing to anyone with even a basic...
beepony: owov: accurate
i really wanted this in its own post
canni8al: 1-800-contact2? They don’t have my brand. II have 2peciial eye2. l00k l00k with y0ur special eyes MY BRAND